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Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Very Very Funny

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 I saw this on SDK blog and I can't stop laughing....


1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank. Common pen they won't have. This set of people are very dangerous.Once you lend them your pen, you might find it difficult to identify them later. In any Nigerian bank,once someone tells you "can i have your pen?",Believe me bros, that is the last time you will see that Pen .

2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking a slip(withdrawal or deposit), they first and foremost secure a space in any queue. To the last person in line,you hear them say, "I am behind you o". If care is not taken, 8people can tell same person"I dey your back". End result,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am, I was here before u, blah blah)

3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first~come, first~serve slogan.They are mouthed in the bank.Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager. He asks them to sit down and within 5 mins,they have completed their transactions.You still dey there dey look like mumu for queue.(Dia ris Goduo)

4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bankdoor! We see them removing their belts, car keys,mobile phones etc, yet the machine keeps shouting"pls go back"My bros next time come to bank naked biko! LOL! 

5 - The slip wasters: These group of people can waste slips for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal or deposit slip na jamb questions!Dem don perfect how to cancel, tear up ,squeeze and collect another,another... To write common 3780naira in words na gobe!Even undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...CHAAYE! 

6 - The exilemen: These ones behave like say dem no dey this world since 2years. They will always be asking for today's date.Even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again.I tire for these people. 

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